Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World



Chapter 276 – Karen Sued Florida Man for Curing Her Lung Cancer by Trapping Her in Gas Chamber.

<Warning! The gate will close in five minutes.>

Meowmeow and Lucky brought their war trophies to the other side. Leo also undid his time domain.

CLICK-CLICK-CLICK

Time resumed. Remnant light beams flashed and vanished. However, some death rays that Leo hadn't fully digested continued traveling and hit the surface of the planet.

Small bombs erupted. Several mushroom clouds shot up to the sky and evaporated everything on the 1,000km diameter. Lands turned into either lakes or seas while many lives, whom Meowmeow, Lucky, and Aslan failed to migrate, perished in the bombardment.

Leo watched the small beams destroy the geography and nature. He deeply sighed as his guilty conscience reminded him that he was somewhat responsible for this massacre.

He clapped his hands like a Japanese praying. Then, he closed his eyes.

The souls of the dead left the planet and flew toward Leo. They were small sparkling light balls, containing no emotion. Even though some of them were immortals, the devastation power of the beams was enough to erase their entire memory and cultivation base.

'Don't worry. I'll take you in and let you live in a better place. Please don't mind your new appearance of alligators. I only have those right now, but I promise to create a better lifeform.'

Leo drew the souls into his dantian universe's karma river. Several million souls entered Leo's karma river and joined the queue. Soon, they would be reincarnated as alligators in Leo's universe.

After collecting all the souls of the victims, Leo parted this planet. Even if he couldn't finish the secondary quest, the haul was enough to make up for the loss.

DING

<You have completed the second mystic realm exploration.>

<You have completed the quest! You have obtained 100 Territory Expansion Tickets!>

<You have become the owner of DEZNUTS BMLB-49 Planet. You may assign a governor and impose taxes from this planet.>

After leaving the portal, the main gate behind Leo was closed. However, a new permanent portal was erected, and Leo could return to the previous planet at any time.

Leo stared at the portal and pondered. He glanced at Lucky and Meowmeow, who were about to resume their roles as guardian statues.

"You there. Go back in there and continue looting. There are more treasures, right?"

Meowmeow and Lucky's faces twitched. They wanted to take a break.

"Can we rest for a day or two, woof?"

"No. Go back and get as many treasures as you can. Oh, right. Where is that bastard Kitten?"

Meowmeow pointed into the void. A light year away in the darkness, a dreadnaught of Eleanor parked behind the belt of asteroids. However, Aslan was still busy with something.

After pinpointing the fisherman golem, Leo smacked his lips. He shook his head.

"Forget it. Meowmeow, you help me send those refugees back home. I don't want them here."

"…"

Meowmeow would have vomited blood had he possessed flesh and human organs. He lowered his head and followed Leo's instructions.

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After sending the lazy statues off to work, Leo flew around his domain to inspect the land. He prayed that no elf caused trouble here.

While flying, Leo spotted Taxi and Ricardo's subordinates everywhere in the domain. They patrolled in pairs, walking in their humanoid form. They also carried the new rifles of Leo's domain and wore the suit uniform.

In addition, Esen's people gathered in two groups. One guarded the front of Leo's shopping mall while the other unit gathered south of the slum area.

Leo found Marc in the slum. He wondered what he was doing over there by himself.

"Marc?"

Marc turned around and found Leo in the sky. He waved his hand in delight.

"My lord! You're back!"

Leo looked around and found the refugee camp of green elves. All of them glared at Leo, Marc, and patrolling molgs with hatred. Fortunately, as most of them were women and children, none of them chose violence in this situation.

After landing, Leo questioned Marc, "How are the refugees? Did they cause trouble?"

"Some do, actually. We've already killed 500 rioters today. Ten of the molgs are sent to the temporary infirmary in the shopping mall. Also, we asked Lady Qiang Qiang to pacify the third refugee camp, but they keep calling us traitors even though we are helping them."

"Did you explain the situation?"

Leo referred to the general situation of their planet. As Meowmeow and others had sent many messages through the portal, Leo believed that Marc and others should have learned about the predicament.

"We did, but they didn't listen. Only after their ringleaders were killed, did they follow our instructions. But as you see, my lord. They're wary of us, and they are prone to riot."

Leo gazed at the green elves in the camp. Some of them held their children dearly while they glared at Leo and Marc in resentment.

"Yeah, this is war," Leo lamented. "I also didn't want this, but I did my best."

"I know, my lord. They would have died if you hadn't helped them. What a bunch of ingrates!"

As if the elves could hear their conversation, one of the elf women yelled at Leo and Marc.

"HELP MY ASS! YOU ABDUCT US HERE! BRING US HOME, YOU TRAITOR MOLG!!"

As soon as the first woman showed courage, the others berated Leo.

"I know what you ugly men are trying to do! You think we will cooperate if you threaten us?! You Molg and that NU'EARTHE can go suck dicks!"

"Even if you force yourself on us, we will tear your balls and feed it to a Fenrir!"

"Just you wait! The queen Eleanor will find you and destroy this world! You and your family will be hunted down like a dog!"

"Don't get cocky because you capture us! Lord Vendettito will come and rescue us! You traitors are nothing!"

Listening to the girls, Leo's mouth got itchy. He wanted to tell them that Vendettito and Eleanor were long dead, but he doubted they would believe him.

Since they were so prideful, Leo chose a slightly violent method to control the crowd.

"Let's introduce them to a gas chamber."

"Gas chamber?" Marc tilted his head in confusion.

Leo wickedly grinned, "They're gonna learn why they shouldn't insult artists, especially Austrian artists and Floridian Artists."

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