I’m a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Chapter 12: Chapter 12 The Mysterious Girl’s Request?

Translator: 549690339

Lu Mengmeng’s face changed slightly, but she still puffed up her chest, her eyes flitting around, speaking in a very playful tone:

“Brother Zheng Cheng, can you tell me how you managed to attract so many patients?”

“I want to learn too~”

“Umm~”

Cheng, seeing Lu Mengmeng, who was not that old but pretending to be a seductress, held her petite waist without hesitation.

“You want to know, huh? Let’s see what price you’re willing to pay.”

“Wh-, what? I, I….”

Lu Mengmeng, startled, took a step back subconsciously: “You, you, you, you’re not playing by the rules….”

“What rules?”

Zheng Cheng responded without a clear reason, “Just because you act cute and call me brother, am I supposed to say everything?”

Squeezing Lu Mengmeng’s cute little face, Zheng Cheng laughed and said, “Little girl, the outside is dangerous. You better go home.”

Having said that, he turned around and left, not bothering with her any longer.

Lu Mengmeng, her cute face reddening with anger, stared at Zheng Cheng’s receding figure.

“Damn it! I must find out your secret!”

“If all these patients came to see me instead, how great would that be….”

For the past two days, she had been spying on Zheng Cheng.

She had no belief in what the people around her said about the priest’s abilities to cause diarrhea.

She knows at least ten priests herself, and each of their skills are more or less the same.

Treatment, detoxification, removing negative status effects and so on…

Where is the skill to cause diarrhea?!

In Lu Mengmeng’s view, the secret of Zheng Cheng was absolutely in the medicine he administered!

The third day.

The number of patients coming for treatment remained high!

Unfortunately…

Because of mental attribute limitations, even with clear concoctions, the number of patients Zheng Cheng could receive in a day was only around a hundred.

Despite this, he made a lot of money.

His daily revenue, after paying for rent and the medicine, was still over a hundred thousand.

By the fourth day, the number of people had slowly dropped.

In the following three days, the number of patients coming each day dwindled.

And the entire Priest Guild gradually got used to Zheng Cheng’s presence.

A divine physician who could cure ‘constipation’!

Inside the temporary treatment room…,

Zheng Cheng opened his skill panel, his brows somewhat furrowed.

[Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique LV2 (499/500).]

“Just a little bit more to reach LV3, but why are there no more patients?”

Today was already his seventh day of renting this temporary treatment room, and tomorrow was the last day of the lease.

What a pity, only four or five customers came the entire day.

There was no sign of the previous bustle.

While checking the chat group, he found that there were quite a few people chatting.

“Guys, since my visit to the divine physician, I feel so much better!”

“Now I can eat and drink a lot without worries.”

“Same here! It feels so good!”

“Truly a divine physician. After that day, I feel like I’ve lost 30 pounds!”

“Same here…

After closing the chat group, Zheng Cheng’s face fell slightly.

For seven days in a row, he had treated all the patients suffering from constipation in Chang’an City.

And his proficiency was stuck at 499.

Just a bit more!

Just a bit more and his Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique would upgrade to LV3.

By that time, there’s a chance to awaken a skill trait!

Zheng Cheng’s gaze inadvertently fell onto the direction of the adjacent room.

“Should I choose one of the priests here to try?”

“Pick a lucky one at random and let her experience the feeling of ‘flushing a thousand miles’.”

“I think the girl Lu Mengmeng would be a great choice…”

Just as he was considering this, the treatment room door was suddenly knocked on.

At the same time, a lovely female voice sounded.

“Is anyone here?”

“A girl?”

Zheng Cheng’s eyes lit up.

Over the past few days of treatment, over half of those who had come to him for help were girls!

He later discovered, due to physical differences and particularly for women who had given birth, the chance of constipation was significantly higher than in men.

“Come in.”

The glass door opened and in walked a tall young beauty with long, waist-length black hair, big round eyes, and a smooth oval face.

The beautiful girl’s figure was not yet voluptuous, but tender and supple like a willow branch.

Strangely enough, she was dressed in a red and white tracksuit.

She also wore a large mask, covering the majority of her face.

Just a pair of bright, big, watery eyes were visible.

For some reason, when Zheng Cheng took a glance at her, he saw pupils shaped like an angled snowflake in her eyes.

He shook his head to clear his thoughts, then quickly realized what he had seen.

He found nothing surprising about this girl’s attire.

Girls, after all, tend to be shy.

Not to mention when they have something embarrassing to discuss.

He gave her a warm smile and asked, “Do you need treatment, miss?”

“Hmm…”

The pretty girl with long black hair gave a small nod, looked around the room for a while, and then asked hesitantly,

“Um… Priest, do you make house calls?”

“House calls?”

“Yes… yes.”

Zheng Cheng quickly guessed the possibilities.

She could be simply shy, or perhaps there were other patients involved.

Or maybe this beauty was not comfortable here.

“Since you have come here, you must know what kind of ailments I specialize in.”

“Is the patient you?”

The girl nodded in confusion, “Yes, it’s me.”

“I awakened my profession about a week ago, and maybe because of that, I’ve felt… my stomach hurts, but…””

“I understand.”

Zheng Cheng shrugged, “Where would you like to go for treatment?”

“I’ve booked a room in a hotel nearby, would that be okay?”

“A hotel…”

Zheng Cheng furrowed his brows, drumming his fingers on the table as he considered.

The girl added, “In a few days, our school is organizing an outing for students. I’m really desperate.”

As she spoke, she took out a shimmering gold coin from her pocket and placed it in front of Zheng Cheng.

“As long as you can cure me, this gold coin…””

“A gold coin?”

Zheng Cheng was amazed, picking up the gold coin.

The coin was pale gold in color, carved with intricate patterns.

There were no words on it. In between the patterns, there seemed to be a faint image of a large dragon.

A professionist newbie, pulling out a gold coin!

It seems the girl really comes from a wealthy family.

Zheng Cheng reluctantly said, “Well, if that’s the case, let’s go.”

Soon, Zheng Cheng and this mysterious girl arrived at a hotel next to the Professionist Guild.

After swallowing six pills of Intestinal Inflammation Calmer, Zheng Cheng immediately cast an Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique on her!

The moment the skill took effect, his Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique advanced to LV3 quite naturally!

Ignoring his desire to check his status, Zheng Cheng asked, “Did it work?”

The girl across from him looked somewhat anxious, but soon calmed down.

“It seems… it seems to be working, my… my stomach…””

A few seconds later, the girl suddenly clutched her stomach, looking pleadingly at Zheng Cheng.

“OK, I understand.”

“Excuse yourself, please!”

Zheng Cheng urged her, retreating to the outside but not leaving.

Kidding me, he hadn’t received the money yet, why would he leave?

Afterward, he opened his status panel, ready to check his skill.

He wondered what special characteristics the LV3 Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique would have.

But as he was about to check, his gaze moved in another direction.

[You have initiated an attack on Professionist Yao Zhixue…]

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