I’m a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Chapter 4: Chapter 4: The First Profession Ever to Appear in History?

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“What’s wrong, Brother Cheng?”

“Nothing really.”

Zheng Cheng responded casually, his gaze, however, shifted towards his own skill panel.

Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique?

Random Autopsy Technique?

What the heck are these skills?

And there are two of them?

Zheng Cheng was dumbfounded.

Through his years of study, he had gained some understanding of most basic professions in this world.

As a Priest, one of the basic professions, novice skills or basic skills were primarily Restorative Art, Minor Healing, Light Art, Healing Art, and other such skills.

But what the heck were Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique and Random Autopsy Technique?

Zheng Cheng had a strange look on his face, “Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique? Surely it can’t do what I think it does…”

[Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique (Internal/LV1): Change Ability skill, infects the target with bacteria, viruses, parasites, and other harmful infections over a short period, making them suffer from acute gastroenteritis, and causes all symptoms to burst out instantly.]

[Random Autopsy Technique (External/LV1): Change Ability skill, can be used on any corpse or any target in a coma, paralysis, semi-paralyzed state, successful application can dissect the target’s body or a certain organ.]

“Change Ability?”

“What the hell is this?”

Zheng Cheng was perplexed.

Whether it was the teaching of his school teachers or the information he found on the internet, there was no such thing as a Change Ability.

“This Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique based on skill description seems to be about causing someone to suffer from gastroenteritis in a short time… Isn’t that just diarrhea?”

“And there’s also the Random Autopsy Technique? Are you sure this is a Priest skill and not a butcher’s skill?”

“Differentiating into internal and external, two different skills?”

“One for internal use, and one for external use?”

Zheng Cheng’s expression grew stranger.

On these two special Change Ability skills, there are lists similar to tree branches separately.

These are the skill trees of Professionists, each Professionist has them.

According to different star levels, the displayed skill rank and power of the skill tree also vary.

As long as you reach the corresponding level, you can unlock the corresponding skill.

“Could it be… this is my cheat as a transmigrator?!”

As a transmigrator, he of course knew what a cheat was.

A few years ago when he first transmigrated, he had been searching for his own cheat.

Something like a sign-in system, a portable grandpa, a portable space, super comprehension, etc.

If one had a cheat, wouldn’t they skyrocket?

Unfortunately, he found nothing, only his memory enhanced.

The mental threshold had grown from 0.8 to 1.9.

Could it be, this Change Ability is his cheat?!

Change Ability!

“Hey, Brother Cheng, what’s up with you? Why haven’t you said a word?”

Chen Xiao asked curiously, “What was your novice skill, do you have any healing skills?”

“With healing skills, we could try going to the wild to kill creatures…”

Zheng Cheng looked a little weird, but still said, “My novice skill is… Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique.”

“What the heck?”

Chen Xiao was stunned. What the heck is this skill?

How come he’d never heard of it?

Zheng Cheng thought for a moment and showed Chen Xiao his first profession’s skill.

As a Professionist, you can choose to display or hide your profession panel.

Being wise beyond his years, Zheng Cheng specifically only showed the Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique.

The Random Autopsy Technique, he hid it away.

“Holy Crap!!!”

Seeing Zheng Cheng’s novice skill, Chen Xiao blurted out an expletive, attracting several people around them to look over.

“What happened, what happened?”

“Chen Xiao, what’s going on? You and Brother Cheng are both Professionists, goddamn, I’m so jealous.”

“If you get rich, do not forget each other!”

Chen Xiao also had a weird look, glanced at the teacher on the stage and whispered, “Brother Cheng’s novice skill is fantastic, it actually causes people to have diarrhea!”

“What the hell?”

“A skill that causes diarrhea? How have I never heard of it?”

“Is it a poison?”

“A poison specifically intended to cause diarrhea?”

“Holy cow! That sounds so badass!”

The group of buddies looked excited, as if they had discovered an entirely new world.

At this point, Gao Yang who was on the stage had noticed the commotion here and tapped on the table to admonish: “The ones at the back, keep it down!”

“Next team!”

“Cai Shen, Yiyang Wanxi, Wang Fang, Wang Choukai…”

Under Gao Yang’s roll call, another ten silhouettes ascended the stage.

“Don’t be nervous… let’s get started.”

As soon as he finished speaking, the last ten people from the fourth class all put their hands onto the Awakening Crystal.

A dozen or so seconds later, the Awakening Crystal radiated a colorful light, which landed on one of them!

A student with gray-white hair, a clean face, and wearing suspenders!

“Damn! The Profession Crystal is reacting!”

“He’s awakened! Cai Shen is going to awaken his profession too!”

“It’s Cai Shen!”

“I wonder what star level his profession is?”

Gao Yang’s face lightened up again, and he nodded approvingly: “Cai Shen, successful awakening!”

“The others…failed to awaken!”

“Profession: Poultry Druid! Profession rank… three stars!”

“Damn! A three-star profession!”

“Poultry Druid? I haven’t heard of this profession before.”

“I only remember Raptor Druid and Beast Druid were both six-star professions. How did a Poultry Druid suddenly pop up?”

“Poultry? Is he able to transform into baby ducks or geese or something…”

“Pfft… Transform into a baby?”

The surrounding classmates were all discussing animatedly, and Cai Shen’s face was fluctuating between green and pale, but he still stubbornly said:

“What do you all know!”

“Regardless of how many stars, I am still a professionist.”

“What about you guys, hehe…”

Although he didn’t say anything, it felt as if he had said everything.

The faces of the nine people around changed, and they quickly got off the stage.

Especially those students from the first, second, and third classes who failed the awakening, their faces all turned pale.

After everyone got off the stage, Gao Yang took a deep breath and said: “Students, you should not be disheartened or despair.”

“There are other paths if you cannot become a professionist.”

“Alright, the profession awakening has ended, everyone return to your classrooms quickly!”

“And as for you guys…”

Gao Yang turned his head and looked at the students from first, second, third classes who failed in the awakening, and said in a deep voice: “Even if the star level of the professionist is very low, it’s not something ordinary people like you can discuss!”

“Right now, you all are students and might not care.”

“But once you step into society, if you still behave so recklessly, society will teach you some lessons on behalf of your parents!”

After he was done speaking, regardless of the students’ reactions, he got off the stage on his own.

He went to report to the principal about the awakening situation of the fourth class.

Out of the fifty students in the fourth class, only four awakened to be professionists.

This ratio, could only be considered passable.

Fortunately, they had a five-star Earth Knight.

The importance of a MT in the professionist is self-evident.

Gao Yang’s words not only deterred the students of the first, second, and third classes, but also made the students of the fourth class feel uneasy.

A few minutes ago, they were all good students.

A few minutes later, the status of both parties could not be more different.

Under the lead of the class president, everyone quickly returned to the classroom and took their seats.

But very quickly, the entire classroom went crazy, everybody was chattering away.

A good number of people gathered around Chen Xiao and Zheng Cheng, speaking excitedly.

Among the entire fourth class, only Chen Xiao had the highest star level for his awakened profession.

If they didn’t butter up to him at this time, when would they!

“Bang!”

Just then, the classroom door was suddenly thrown open.

A short, prideful youth walked in, surrounded by seven or eight figures.

All the students from the fourth class unconsciously looked over.

“Huh? Liang Feifan from the second class!”

“What is he doing here?”

“Liang Feifan…isn’t he the one from the second class who awakened to a seven-star Magic Swordsman profession?”

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