One Moo'r Plow
One Moo'r Plow
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SUMMARY
Somebody once told a joke.
A man ran in place all his life. He worked a job he didn't love for people he couldn't stand. But at the end of the day, the number in his bank account went up.
That man got a second chance at life. He woke up in another world, full of adventures and romances and monsters and gods. And floating above his head he saw the number "1".
So what did he say?
"Gosh I better make the number go up."
Not today. Not for this old soul. Reborn as a beast of battle meant to live a short life and die screaming, Garek refuses. He puts the madness of skills and levels behind him and sets out to found a little farmstead. He grows crops. Maybe someday he'll get a pig, and have bacon.
It's a shame the world won't let him be. It's a shame that the warmongers and level-grinders hate nothing more than a soul at peace.
He put down his sword for a plowshare, but when trouble comes calling, he'll pick it up again. Collapse
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Chapter List
- Book 1: Chapter 1: Post-awakening stress disorder.
- Book 1: Chapter 2: The perks of being over-leveled.
- Book 1: Chapter 3: What hard work?
- Book 1: Chapter 4: Bouncing and brawling.
- Book 1: Chapter 5: The specifics of seeding.
- Book 1: Chapter 6: Alone in the woods.
- Book 1: Chapter 7: Monstrous matters.
- Book 1: Chapter 8: Human affairs.
- Book 1: Chapter 9: Human affairs II
- Book 1: Chapter 10: The Taxman Cometh
- Book 1: Chapter 11: Unto the redtip.
- Book 1: Chapter 12: Curiosity begets ill rewards.
- Book 1: Chapter 13: Growing monsters.
- Book 1: Chapter 14: Deafening silence.
- Book 1: Chapter 15: And life goes on.
- Book 1: Chapter 16: New faces.
- Book 1: Chapter 17: Fickle fate.
- Book 1: Chapter 18: Vestigal truth
- Book 1: Chapter 19: Allusions to aftermath.
- Book 1: Chapter 20: Feline Fury.
- Not A Chapter Announcement Time. Patreon, discord, update schedule, art.
- Book 1: Chapter 21: Experiments with nature's rejects.
- Book 1: Chapter 22: Human Affairs III
- Book 1: Chapter 23: Dusk and death.
- Book 1: Chapter 24: Dusk and death II.
- Book 1: Chapter 25: Dusk and death III
- Book 1: Chapter 26: Smoke and ruin.
- Book 1: Chapter 27: Slaughterstorm.
- 1:28 Slaughterstorm II
- Book 1: Chapter 29: A new dawn.
- Book 1: Chapter 30: Magic within milk.
- Book 1: Chapter 31: Pensive
- Book 1: Chapter 32: Dread.
- Book 1: Chapter 33: Dread II.
- Book 1: Chapter 34: Exemption.
- Book 1: Chapter 35: Vengeance upon thee, taxman
- Book 1: Chapter 36: Proposition.
- Book 1: Chapter 37: Proposition II
- Book 1: Chapter 38: Forlorn.
- Book 1: Chapter 39: I.