Chapter 309: Affection Rating-san finally requires cosmic-scale expedition.
Day 75 – Morning, The Capital, Souvenir Store Orphanage Branch.
Despite severe lack of sleep, it’s a very refreshing morning. Waking up with full refreshing strength, my highschool boy-like awakening also followed, which was then lickingly attacked over and over again with such vigor that not even Regeneration Lv 7 could help me last. That aside, I wonder why am I restrained with chains in a star pose as soon as I wake up?
Kuh, they got me! Or rather, they tied me? This must be a nice morning payback for last night’s frenzied pleasant hell of vibrating Evil Hands with Lewd Arts.
Armored Pres-san and Dancing Girl-san are running their tongues over a raw mushroom from two sides. Taking turns putting it into their mouths they are hungrily sucking on it. That’s right, it’s the endless one-sided massacre with a highschool boy repeatedly getting defeated after recovering through forced restoration! Yup, I’m wide awake now!!
Then, I head to the dining hall, rushed by the duo, who are strangely merry since the morning, even though it’s entirely their fault that I’m getting late? But well, they seem happy, so whatever, or rather, it seems they are delighted over being over to exact their revenge. Fine, then tonight it’s Revenger Highschool boy time.
And in the dinner hall, among the usual faces, were Royal Girl and Merimeri-san, hanging out with the girls?
「「「「Kyaaa, so pretty, so lovely, charming, and dazzling!」」」」
Armored Pres-san and Dancing Girls-san arrived wearing the dresses that I finished yesterday, commotion erupted among the girls, and the children are also making a ruckus.
The boys? Completed the art of being the same with the air, might soon become thousand winds? [1] They could start calling themselves Thousand Winds! But if they went with Windows it probably would spread better!
While I’m wondering what business could’ve brought Royal Girl and Merimeri-san here, they are making a huge uproar looking at Armored Pres-san and Dancing Girl-san’s dresses from all sides. Well, I never paid them a penny of salary, so there is no issue with payment in kind, but there is currently a big issue with measurements that it would require.
The girls are giving them first-hand accounts of their experience with measurements, but despite having a bright red blush on their faces, out of all things, they are clinging super hard to the part about underwear! And then one flashing it is as expected Vice Pres B-san, as expected, she was actually a very dangerous character! Just which part of her allowed her to get『First Place in Good Person Ranking』? Ah, but that is some good stuff, they are bouncing? (bounce bounce)
And since she is opening her clothes to show off her bra, the boys, who already were one with the air, had vaporized, polluting the air? Looks like a powerful air cleaner is required.
「「Haruka-san! Please make them for us too, we’ll work for it!」」
Aah, well, after so much showing off, they would end up wanting the same. but I already gave dresses to Royal Girl and Merimeri-san? Royal Girl’s one was super lewd though.
Apparently, Royal Girl wants red and Merimeri-san pink, but it’s Multicolor? Just set the color yourself?
And apparently, I’m going to be taking measurements in the morning. Normally, there would be no issues with taking measurements during the morning, but I’m sure it is going to become a huge problem, incident, and uproar. Well, since it’s a rare occasion, let’s make one for Maid Girl as well. I mean, they have the same physique anyway, since she is a body double for Royal Girl, so it’s quite convenient.
「S-s-s-s-s-s-stripping Her Highness naked, s-s-s-s-such insolence! A crime! It’s a criminal indecency with treacherous intent toward the Royal Family! Even capital punishment is too lenient! You should be arrested under special indecency laws!」
「Come on, I told you, there will be a proper… Proper? Well, there is a Blindfold President, in name only, who is going to make sure to keep my eyes covered, so in theory, I’m not going to see a thing, so will be fine, or rather, she still wasn’t dismissed, I wonder why? For some reason, the visibility keeps going up, while vision blocking ability keeps dropping, despite already being despairingly low? Kind of?」
How come a person, who is covering my mouth or trying to pull open my eyes with so much force that she is threatening to tear my eyelids off, was able to become Blindfold President, and not a single person is raising any objections to that? Perhaps she was able to overcome the resistance with her authority as Dungeon Emperor? But she retired from that position quite some time ago?
「「…We will be in your care!」」
「You absolutely mustn’t look, alright? I will gouge out your eyeballs if you dare to open them. 」
My first concern would be still about my eyelids being torn off, that will probably make gouging eyes out a lot easier!
「Please tell that to the person in charge of blindfolding and not to me? Or rather, I can actually do this while facing the other way, but she keeps trying to force me look over here, holding my head with both hands and using all her might, which should be more than suspicious, and is a cause to make all of alarms go off, but she still remains the person in charge of blindfolding. This person in charge of blindfolding, puts such an emphasis on transparency and full disclosure of information, that I wish someone would properly tell her off already. I’m rather serious?」
And now, deploy Evil Hands.
Activate.
And here comes pandemonium.
Pandemonium, originally emerged as the name of the palace built in the middle of Hell, in John Milton’s Paradise Lost, created by combining Greek pan – all, with Latin daemonium – evil spirit, but came to mean wild and noisy disorder or confusion… Well, it’s something?
「AAAAAaaah! A, A, A, A, A AGH, AGHAGHA, GAH, GAGAAGAGAGAh…」(*flop*)
「Kyyah, Aah, wai-, in-in-in-insolence, wha-a-ah-AAGGAGHHAAAAAAHH」(*flop*)
「Hyawawawah! Hya, Ah, eh, not thereee, eeh, eh, eEHEEEHEooh…」(*flop*)
I thought that they wouldn’t last long, so I tried to deploy a large number of Evil Hands, performing measurements at very high speed, but this in turn seems to have increased the stimulation, transforming it into destructive power. They didn’t last even a minute… RIP?
It’s rather difficult to work with them lying on the floor, there is no doubt about that, and I’m always having troubles with this, but well…? They are hanging now?
Considerate Dancing Girl saw the issue and restraining them with chains, nicely hanged them from the ceiling in hooray pose, how thoughtful of her? I can’t say that I don’t feel that there is some sort of an issue with this, but this definitely makes adjustments a lot easier. Since they are going to struggle again when they wake up, I’ll try to finish adjustments and revisions while I have this chance. But wonder do I get this feeling that my Affection Rating-san is going further and further away, putting already cosmic scale distances between us? Just why?
The tempting curves of Royal Girl and her body double’s super sexy bodies lead Evil Hands astray, becoming a major reason for accidental slips with their smooth and silky skins, and while I had my feel of feedback from Evil Hands, I finished underwear and dresses’ base. Naturally, a garter belt is a part of baseline equipment too. The rest of adjustments and design modification can be done after hearing out their comments when they wake up and try them up.
Merimeri-san appeared like a middle-schooler to me, but she already has greatly outdone Vice Pres A-san and C-san, and that gap with only continue to increase with her growth period. Yeah, she is getting bigger. The basic design is that of princess line but with lace and drills arranged in three-roll-two drape, giving off a pomp feel. This leaves only to add some corrections and balance adjustments and it should be good. Now that I think of it, a naked middle-school girl hanging on chains does give me a certain suspicion that this is not a scene that would be particularly well-received by a society, so I think it would be better if I don’t think any further about this? It certainly would’ve been a crime if I was stripping her, but since I’m doing the exact opposite, making clothes, and putting them on her, it’s probably alright?
And well, since they are already hanging, I use the opportunity to also make shoes for all three, marking the completion of work for now. I think it didn’t take me even 15 minutes? That’s fast. But considering their violent twitching, the offensive power has gone up way too much.
They are already fully equipped with underwear, dresses, shoes, gloves, and garter belts on, so there should be no issue with opening my eyes, there should’ve been no issues, but that’s definitely not the case.
Yeah, having a kingdom’s princess, a young lady of a noble house, and accompanying maid, hanging from the ceiling unconscious, bound by chains, kind of makes for a fatally villainously brutish image seeping with plenty of wickedness worth an infinite number of negative Affection Rating. Why does it make me feel that my Affection Rating-san has run away at lightspeed with such momentum as if it’s trying to get to the other side of the macrocosm?
「No, I mean, I simply made clothes for them? They asked me to do it, so I did, so what the hell with Affection Rating-san escaping at the speed of 299792458m/s?」
Well, let’s just give up if the speed goes over 300000km per second. Now then, I should be able to finish dresses for the girls tonight, and Royal Girl and company also had outfits prepared. Then dance battle conquest of the Royal Palace and Playking’s subjugation could be carried out tomorrow, I guess? Well, this can be left up to Meripapa-san to decide, I guess?
The equipment is perfect, the only question left is how the nobles will react.
With the decadent nobles being purged from the Capital and the real power falling into the hands of upstanding nobles and the Royal Family leading them, there is should be no issues left. There might be some small fries left here and there, but as proper structure solidifies, they should be left with no room left to meddle, or a chance to ever come to prominence. But countryside nobles are different. Among the Four Great Marquess Houses, one sided with the First Prince… but the pig faction has lost its power, so it’s going to be demolished, another one supported the Second Prince… the monkey faction also was purged, so it’s going to remain in name only, but in fact is also to be demolished. But, that leaves two houses that didn’t join the rebel forces since they were at odds with those two houses, but also didn’t act for the sake of the Royal Family.
The battle for the Kingdom is over. Are they going to kneel and pledge their loyalty? Or are they going to try to do something? If they aren’t on our side, then they are the same as enemies, and if they are enemies, we must be prepared and have means to crush them. It’s an instant victory if it’s about military power, it’s an easy victory if it’s about economic power, and even in terms of political power, the Royal Family has formed a unified front with the Frontier’s count and the Capital’s nobles. Well, I guess it’s underhanded means then?
But even now, after such a long wait, and all of the signboards that I installed at every corner, to guide and welcome the would-be attackers, there is not a single assassin (beautiful female assassin) showing up. Just when Beautiful Female Assassins are going to come?
This scene looks way too suspicious, reminding of That sort of thing, and leaving them unconscious is also kind of pitiful, so I showed three healing mushrooms of the lowest tier into their mouths, and oh, how wondrous, the scene looks even worse than before? I wonder why?
As expected, making shorts is way too dangerous, and leads to the most outrageous outcome. Yeah, I think this is the face one shouldn’t make before one gets married?
「Haruka-kuun, when you are done with this, please make more women’s clothes… Wait, what the hell are you doing here?! This is definitely GUILTY! We’ll be taking you into custody!」
Yeah, this entire scene kind of smelt like a crime, so I thought I might get scolded, and I got scolded after all? Or rather, I’m being hauled off as caught red-handed?
「「「「Do you have anything to say in your defense?」」」」
This pattern again. Looks like I’m going to have to explain the mechanism of this world, in other words, me doing nothing wrong at all, again.
「No, you got it all wrong. They asked me to make clothes for them, so I was making them clothes, and then they all collapsed, and just when I thought that it’s difficult to work with them lying on the floor, a passing-by nice lady in the face Dancing Girl-san hang them on chains and since wasting that kindness would’ve been infinitely cruel, I made clothes while they were handing and in my thorough care fully dressed them, and also prepared shoes, fully finishing the outfits, but since they just wouldn’t wake up I went for the first aid and introduced some mushrooms into their mouths, so I did nothing wrong? I merely made clothes and provided some medical attention. I haven’t done anything indecent or dirty, but it kind of does feel like oops, I’ve done it, but I wasn’t the one who hung them? Kind of?」
「「「「GUILTY, why you just left them hanging like that!」」」」
I mean, if I left them down, the dresses that I just made would get wrinkles and dirt on them, but it got me scolded anyway? No, I’m pretty sure if I undressed them to avoid wrinkles when I put them down, I still would’ve gotten scolded? It seems that this world is overflowing with all sorts of false accusations, matching the number of existing possibilities. Like, I get falsely accused no matter what I do? It’s so puzzling?
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